2/25/08

Probably Asian Parent Bragging about Daughter's SAT score on Craigslist
I'm not making this shit uphttp://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/lss/589543984.html

<--- Look! Shiny objects!

"I will meet your student at the Cupertino library (or in your home)"
She only do outcalls.

"drill him or her on the top 1000 SAT words"
She's probably a closet bisexual and into BDSM

"I have mnemonics that work!"
She has some outdated technique, invented in the 14th century, and wouuld probably kill more brain cells than 10 cans of Jooze™.

"I have a doctorate degree."
She's prestigious!

"I teach English at Elite Chinese School"
She's prestigious!

"I also teach writing classes to high school students."
She moonlights on a second job, because she's poor.

"My daughter's SAT score is 2370"
Her daughter is prestigious!

"(for which I cannot entirely take credit!)"
She likes to use passive-aggressive reverse psychology, which most Asian women have mastered.

"I am a LINK crew parent at Lynbrook High School"
She's very involved in a high school with a vast majority of Asian population. A high school that feeds at least 100 kids to Berkeley every year, who come here to pollute the beautiful city.

Do you really want someone like that be the mother of your children?

Visit http://www.gingersat.com for real SAT lessons

* * * 2/12/08

300 : Persians

Mike Huckabee : Hillary, Obama, McCain, ~~Romney~~, ~~Edward,~~ ~~Giuliani,~~

Mike Huckabee faced impossible odds. This is a partial list of people who raised far more money than his puny little campaign. He outlasted:

Romney, who spent over $40 million of his own money on the campaign;

Edward, who spent like a single woman in hair salons, while his wife was dying of cancer.

Giuliani, who shamelessly exploited the biggest domestic act of terrorism, for his personal gain (political and financial). These people all surrended. Despite their numerous resources. They fell.

Mike Huckabee is still standing. He is standing and fighting. Like the last men of the 300, Despite slim chances, Huckabee Supporters Still Plan To Vote For Him

Mike Huckabee is fighting till the last stand. He's fighting, and others are scared.

John McCain is panicking to close up the fight with huckabee. He claims to be presumptive Republican nominee. He wants Huckabee to go away.

Obama is so scared of Huckabee, that he claims to be in a "3-way fight" for presidency. He is too even scared to recognize Huckabee's legit shot. He also want Huckabee to go away.

Clinton is too busy shitting her hants to worry about Huckabee.

They should be scared.

I am a Huckabee supporter and I approve these messages.